I am going on adventure. On Tuesday morning, I’m flying to Florida. WHO in their right mind goes to Orlando at the end of June? I’m sweating already just thinking about it. I’m searching my closet for light cotton clothing and packing extra anti perspirant. Having lived in Florida and in fact, spent time employed as a chipmunk at DW, I can say with certainty that there is no amount of deodorant/anti sweat product that can overcome the steam room that is the middle of Fl

I watch too much TV. I always plan to go to the gym but I end up on the couch, having a power bar, you know, to get ready to go to they gym. I am dressed in my work out shorts and sneakers. I “hydrate” with a glass of water, you know, for the gym. As I eat my bar and drink my water, I turn on the television. Why did they invent the remote control? When I was a kid, we had to at least make an effort to turn it on and change a channel. I blame my excess weight and sedenta